I See Gay People!
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I See Gay People!
By Wes J. Pimentel
The following piece goes out to all the men out there being hunted by a legion of under-cover “fags” who harbor the hope of forced sodomy. There live among us an unfortunate few who live their lives in absolute terror because they are constantly accosted by this covert branch of the gay community.
We really need to reach out to these guys because one can only imagine how horrible it would be to live like this; to be subjected to endless threats of homosexual encounters; to have the media, the people around you and even inanimate objects bombarding you with gay imagery; to have "nether-region" invasion on your mind twenty-four hours a day! It must be absolutely miserable.
Now, my father is gay and I think about his sex life about as often as you think about your mother getting freaky. Probably not too often, right? These poor guys, though. They’re forced to have homosexual thoughts on their minds ALL the time.
There is at least one benefit to this sodomite-dodging existence, though. These guys end up with a super-heightened awareness of faggotry anywhere in their sector. They’re not letting anyone get away with anything. If you’re at a barbecue and someone asks if you’re a vegetarian and you try to get away with saying, “No, I love meat,” they know you’re really talking about man meat. If you’re talking about high-school sports and you say, “I was a pole-vaulter in high-school,” they know you’re really talking about homo-love. They’re sharp, so don’t try anything funny around them, and I don’t mean funny ha-ha, I mean funny queer.
If you’d like to do your part to help these guys, but you’re still having trouble identifying them, here are a few behaviors you can watch out for.
Constantly Affirming Heterosexuality:
If you know someone who feels the need to let you know how straight they are on a regular basis, they may very well be one of these unfortunate victims. This behavior takes many forms. It might be as simple as making constant unnecessary references to straight sex, or as debilitating as not being able to get a good night’s sleep because they’re only comfortable on their stomachs and that’s not an option because “THEY might get me!” A more obvious form is uncomfortable, inappropriate comments like, “I ain’t gay” that have nothing to do with the subject matter at hand. I guess they figure if the world is going to blast them day and night with gay references, they’re going to fight fire with fire. I’m not gay.
Avoiding “Gay” Activities:
Now, at this point you’re probably thinking, “hold on. I don’t participate in gay stuff. Am I one of these guys?” Well, when you think about “gay activities” you’re probably referring to activities that have something to do with gayness. Those are not what this section is about. Remember, these guys are under constant attack from the pink multitudes, so they have to be extra cautious. Their need for hyper-vigilance has forced them to expand their definition of “gay activities” to include such harmless human pastimes as: crying, dancing, hugging your son, watching “chick-flicks”, showing compassion, or talking, walking, sitting, breathing, blinking, yawning, eating, washing, and moving the wrong way.
So, if you notice someone avoiding certain activities due to some irrational fear that involvement in them will somehow result in penile intrusion of one of their orifices, please help this man; he’s in almost constant misery.
Fears “Becoming” Gay:
I’m sure you can imagine how having homosexuality on your mind all the time might foster the fear that at some point it’s going to “rub off” on you. This fear will not usually manifest as overt statements about themselves, but about others. However, their accusations and evaluations about others will offer deep insights into their perception of how close they believe they are to “takin’ it in the jaw.”
The overall mindset of this group is that involvement in certain activities (see previous section) will result in you “becoming” gay. For most of us men, we know that only one thing makes you gay and that is being attracted to and having sex with men. For these guys homosexuality is lurking around every corner. Their perception is that any one of us is just one statement, one action, or one activity away from prancing with the fairies. This is why these individuals avoid the above-mentioned activities with an almost-schizophrenic zeal. They honestly believe that participation in the wrong pastime will ultimately result in forced sodomy with a gay man.
Now you know what to look for. So please, if you happen to meet or know one of these guys, please do your part to rescue them from a life of homo-haunted hell. Finally, I know what you’re thinking. “This is bullshit! People choose their own thoughts. But, just in case, how do I avoid the gay message barrage?” Well, you’re right. No one can implant thoughts of any kind into your mind, not even stuff that’s pink. When you convert harmless information into faggotry, the gayness originates in your mind. It’s actually quite simple to avoid a life of penile paranoia. First of all, relax. You’re not gay (unless you crave boy-junk), and there’s actually no such thing as a “covert branch of the gay community” whose mission it is to bombard straight guys with gay messages and imagery. As long as you choose not to fill your mind with a bunch of peepees and butts, you’ll be fine.
In conclusion, I would like to address the afore-mentioned “victims.” If you’re constantly pointing out gayness and obsessed with keeping anything you consider homo-related as far away from you as possible in the fight against homosexuality, you’ve already lost. You may not be screwing guys, but you are constantly raping your own brain. If we could wear our thoughts, you guys would have giant, 18-inch porn "things" through your heads at all times. The rest of us are NOT homo-obsessed. Do the rest of the world a favor and keep your fantasies to yourself. Realize that you’re choosing these thoughts and keep them to yourself. Get some counseling, confront the guy who abused you, make a resolution to rid your mind of all that stuff and spare the rest of us the discomfort of having to hear YOU talk about gay sex, gay guys, gay flirting, gay avtivities and all the rest of that shit. It’s YOU!! Without your input, the homosexual content of every conversation would be reduced by at least 80%. We know you’re not gay, now quit trying to prove it.
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Excellent read. I was afraid to read this because that "word" is in the title...I ain't gay, man. I am just a fan! HONESTLY!
Elena - I haven't had much interaction with lesbians, that I know of. I don't think cyber-interactions with porn nymphs count. I am simply not acquainted with their culture. If you formally request a hub, I will research though.
Pest - Dude! My Dad's gay, not me, NOT ME. Whew, that was close. "IT" almost got me. Thanks.
Never really gave the gay scene much thought, you have opened my eyes to a different world and a frightening one for some.
I'm having thoughts about you schwag, does that make me gay?
Hawkesdream - When your dad's gay, the "gay scene" is as much a part of your life as good decorating and Broadway show tunes.
toad - Yes it does, but it's OK. There's help for you. Ted Haggard is having his gayness exorcised by his church and right-wing "therapists." Maybe you can ask him for references.
that's good to know, but I only have thoughts about you, not other men, so there is no percentage on gay? Can I just be two percent gay?
AAAh yes you might like to be a little Gay, Gay can even change from week to week, I used to think gay was when i was happy as a kid, well people said that they were having a gay old time.
Today that would involve alot of raunchy activity with the same sex. So I don't feel gay anymore. I know a guy in a band that says it helps to be gay as he can't get alot of female fans, if you saw and heard him you would understand, so he is Bi that means obviously he swings from pillar to post.and is able to attract fans from both sexes, Only thing is he said he finds the thought of a man revolting, so how gay his he?
And can someone please tell me why gay people have that accent, I am going to do a Hub on it.
Mandy
GT - I will allow your constrained homosexuality, but only because I'm so flattered by your fixation on me. I am, after all, a raging narcissist, as you so accurately pointed out within the comments of the Spring Hub Nuggets hub (thanks for the vote).
mandybeau - Thanks for coming. It's nice to meet you. Glad you indeed wrote that hub you were talking about. About your bandmember friend. I find his situation intriguing. A self-induced, yet involuntary gayness. Hmmm... He might just be a closet masochist.
That is seventh sense! LOL you really are attuned to what's around you and the great thing about it is that you write about what you see as is, where is. Thanks, another thought-provoking and entertaining hub. :D
fags are not victims of anything but their own disgusting desires. These fags are not born that way. They and only they are products of a life of no morals. I get real sick of hearing about their rights, according to the Constitution of our CHRISTIAN founding fathers, these freaks have no rights. They certainly have no place in society because GOD did not create a man to lay with another. The bible is clear, but in case you don't believe in the bible then morals and principals are your enemy and you are not capable of living a decent life.
Rev. Phil
Cris A - Thanks, homey. Always a pleasure to entertain you. I like the new pic.
motorcyclehelmets - Your views are so refreshing. You make me want to sit down with you and talk for hours. I love when people, devoid of any substantive cognitive ability, tout subjects they know nothing about. It is sadly obvious you know nothing about our founding fathers, nor about their views on religion or Christianity. Which founding fathers are you talking about? Please educate yourself:
The Christian God is a being of terrific character- cruel, vindictive, capricious and unjust
-Thomas Jefferson
To talk of immaterial existences is to talk of nothings. To say that the human soul, angels, god, are immaterial, is to say they are nothing, or that there is no soul, no angels, no god. I cannot reason otherwise...I am satisfied, sufficiently occupied with the things which are, without tormenting or troubling myself about those which may indeed be, but of which we have no evidence
-Thomas Jefferson
Christianity is the most perverted system that ever shone upon man
-Thomas Jefferson
During fifteen centuries has the legal establishment of Christianity been on trial. What has been it its fruits? More or less, in all places, pride and indolences in the clergy, ignorance and servility in the laity in both, superstition, bigotry and persecution
-James Madison
Lighthouses are more useful than churches
-Benjamin Franklin
This would be the best of all possible worlds if there were no religion in it
-John Adams
As I understand the Christian religion, it was, and is, a revelation. But how it has happened that millions of fables, tales, legends have been blended with both Jewish and Christian revelation that have made them the most bloody religion that ever existed
-John Adams
I almost shudder at the thought of alluding to the most fatal example of the abuses of grief which the history of mankind has produced- the Cross. Consider what calamities that engine of grief has produced.
-John Adams
Shake off all fears of servile prejudices, under which weak mines are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call on her tribunal for every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear.
-Thomas Jefferson
As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion, as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion or tranquility of Musselmen; and as the said States never have entered into any war or act of hostility against any Mehomitian nation, it is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of harmony between the two countries.
-George Washington
My father is gay. Having a gay Dad has taught me to be accepting, tolerant, flexible and broad-minded. For all you self-righteous “good Christians” who believe Jesus wants you to condemn gay people, read Matthew 9:13, or 5:10. According to Jesus Christ, when you persecute gays for the sake of righteousness, you guarantee them heaven. So, thanks.
You sthilly sthavage! :)
Schwag
I though that was coming, the moment I saw helmet's comment, and the fact that you chose no to lump your response to his comment in your response to mine. I think given that his views are as they are, apparently he did not read the text and stayed in the title. I mean, he didn't read through. Otherwise he would either have looked the other way and moved on or you got a scolding! :D
Tom Cornett - Thankth
Cris A - I know! Who is this guy? I'll tell you what. I got a hub waiting for this guy.
Hey Schwag....Christians put the hell in hello! :)
Hell yeah! Bring it on! That should be fun :D
The comments and quotes you have so intelligently gathered, are in fact non-existent. In other words, they do not exist. These quotes have been manufactured over the years to blind people from the truth and to make excuses or try to form some rationality of their un-Godly actions and life styles. If you would like to be proven to be ignorant to who our founding fathers were, I suppose I could respond, but an argument with an idiot just does not interest me in the least. Funny, you are not a Christian, but you respond quoting verses. You could read them a thousand times, but you are blinded by a liberal life where anything goes, do what makes you feel good, right? It is people like you that have brought this once Great Country to it's knees. It is people like you that murder children, fill our prisons and whine and cry all the time about equal rights. If you want to be treated equally then behave equally. Men were not made to have sex with each other. Marriage is a union between a man and a woman with no exceptions. Those engaged in sexual relationships outside of marriage are also without hope. People like yourself may win a few battles but you have already lost the war. If you want to quote scripture then read it all. You obviously have no education of the HOLY Scriptures. You will never understand until you get on your knees and cry out to the lord to save you. I pity you and those that think like you. How sad. I will put you on my prayer list and pray for you as the Bible instructs us to do. We can love a person, but hate what they do.
Rev. Phil
Cris A - I know! Who is this guy? I'll tell you what. I got a hub waiting for this guy.
Yes, please make a hub just about me. I guess we could make it a series.... maybe queer hub wars....
Schwag, Well another great hub - thanks. And for all of us gays out here in hubland, I say "Thank you for letting the straightees know that we gays know that it's not us, it's them." And that on the whole, as much as this "gay obsessed" straightees might want to think so...we're just not that into you (and yes, I mean that literally too).
somelikeitscott - Thanks. I always find that funny; the straight guys who fantasize that all gay men are constantly staring at them and flirting with them. I'm pretty sure Phil Sinner (aka motorcyclehelmets, see comments above) is one of those guys. It's like, "Dude, if you want some penis, just go get some. Don't bother the rest of us with your gay-bashing!"
im rev. phill, i hate homos, blah blah blah. Yo you ate that dude up.I was fixen to bust in, but he was dun for already
hey fatty448...Can you not comprehend the English Language? I never said at anytime that I hate homos. I said, you can love a person, but still hate what they do. Also the word Homo, simply means "Man". I have never referred to a fag as a Homo, because they are not men. They have chosen to take on the roll of a woman because of their pitiful sexual activities. Also, nobody ate me up yet. There have been no intelligent replies to my comments so far. Why don't you weigh in and give it a try?
Rev. Phil
Fags....
I really could care less what you stare at as long as they are not minors. Unfortunately, many times people like you are raping innocent children. They have a special place for you reserved in Hell.
Rev. Phil
Hey somelikeitscott
You are so far off the page it is amusing. And by the way I am a man, not straight....Straight is not a word Christians recognize, because we are men and men are heterosexual or they are not a man, they are an it. Also we do not recognize the term "gay". The word is associated with happiness, and if you are honest with yourself, you can never experience true happiness in your life until you behave as God expects.
Rev. Phil
fatty448 - I really like Rev. Phil commenting on this hub. I don't have to try too hard to prove that people like him don't know shit. Rev. Phil is simply a poor debater. While he is right; homo means man. I find it amusing that he thinks the term "homosexual" means "man-sexual." Like, after a word has a meaning it can never mean anything else. What does "homogenized milk" mean? Does it mean "milk made to resemble men?" Any idiot with half a brain knows:
homo-"the same," prefix commonly used to form modern words, from Gk. homos "one and the same," also "belonging to two or more jointly," from PIE *somos (cf. Skt. samah "even, the same;" Lith. similis "like," Goth. sama "the same," samana "together;"
Homosexual means "same sex", as in you're attracted to the same sex. It's funny that he would criticize your knowledge of the English language in the same comment that he made such an obvious mistake about it. Then, he has the nerve to say "no intelligent replies to my comments so far". Does he not realize that to receive intelligent replies you have to offer intelligent arguments?
Rev. Phil - Please keep posting comments to this hub. You're like a little lamb, offering herself up for the slaughter. You cannot contend with a superior intellect. It has taken you 7 months on this site to get 1 fan and no comments on any of your hubs! Do you not get the point? Nobody cares about your rehashed recipes. Not even you, which is why you keep coming back to MY hub. You love it here, with all the faggots. We like you too. Please keep commenting. Every comment you post here is another bit of proof that a) you love being where gay people are, and b) you have nothing intelligent to say.
BTW - Saying "fags," "freaks," "no place in society," "a special place reserved for you in Hell," "queer," is a funny way to show your love for men who have sex with men. Why don't you live up to what YOU are saying ang get on here and show us all what a good christian you are by expressing your love for all the gay people? Isn't that what Jesus would do? Would he not direct you to to show love instead of condemnation?
Burn.
I cannot, will not , shall not judge them for who they are or what they do in the bedroom. Many are born just they way they are and only a handful are by choice. I have to defend them as I work with them, and have studied about homosexuality. They are not horrible people and who is to say what is wrong and what is right? God put us all on this earth and made all of us in his own image. Not all homosexuals push their lifestyle on straight people, and it is the small percent that destroy that community.
Being a heterosexual does are community not rape little children? Pedophilia is rampant, do they not rape women? are men not raped? Teen porno is high and we have a small population of perverts who do this, do we discuss how wretched they are? Write an article about heterosexual's and their sicknesses as well. Do you find the homosexual community writing about the heterosexual perversions? We need to all get along and not judge a person by what they do in the bedroom, we should not destroy a community for a percentile who make a mockery of who they are. Again many, many are born that way and it cannot be changed. We have to understand before we lash out to a community of people who are just as wonderful as we are.:)
I see that I ended this discussion or so I think..:)
Hi AEvans
You make some good points. I, as a Christian am suppossed to show my love for all of my fellowman. There are actually some intelligent people on this hub. I say give credit where credit is due. Know I have to say that I find that lifestyle disgusting and vial, but that is just my opinion, as I am sure some of you may find my lifestyle the same. If you care to know the real reason I have problems with, ok, I will use the word gay's, is because long ago when I was in battle the gay's in the military had to keep it quiet, or they paid dearly and noone in command would stand up for them. There was 7 in my Platoon and I told my commander that I wanted to train them myself, because a few jokes were alright, but when it becomes physical harm, that is stepping over the line. So, yes, believe it or not, I stuck up for them. I trained them well and they seemed to be ready. We got the word and as Infantry (first marines to push the enemy line) to move in. I was hit by a large caliber sniper fire and I was down. I waited for my men to help get out of the line of fire. They never came! As a result I was imprisoned by the enemy and tortured for almost 3 years. It left a bad taste in my mouth for gay's. I stood up for them and they didn't back me up when I needed help the most. Anyway enough of that. Some old feelings came back a few days ago and I happened to see this hub. I say this to each and everyone of you that I have insulted, I apologize deeply and sincerely. A man of the cloth should not let those emotions allow him to hurt people. I have not set a good example to any of you. I am no better or no worse than the next person. I will stay off your hub so you folks can chat without interruption from an old Marine like me. I wish you all well and good health and hapiness. Thank you for setting me straight.
Rev. Phil
Rev.Phil no one is upset I always try to ask myself WWJD? That is what always keeps me on track.:) I have forgiven you and thanks for sharing your story. I also became fan #2 as it takes a strong man to step up and apologize. :)
AEvans - Thanks for the help with the "reverend." I always appreciate your presence on my hubs. There was too much testosterone flying around in here. Poor Phil just fell into the same trap so many self-righteous "Christians" do. They get so caught up in their own goodness, they forget they are sinners, just like the rest of us. They forget the example Jesus set for everyone. Quite simply, they forget to love, instead of hate.
Schwag,
Anytime apparently I was meant to read it and comment , he is really a good guy and to apologize it hard I honestly believe for many. He has some great recipes as I did not realize until I read his hub that he was a chef. I made one for dinner and it was superb!!! You should check it out, the wife may appreciate your creative ability.
We all forget sometimes , so I always keep WWJD in my mind, that is what keeps me sane. It was a fantastic hub!!!:)
Great Hub, Schwag!!!! I am a Christian, and people like him give us caring, compassionate people a bad name!!! What ever happened to 'Love thy neighbor as thyself."??
I have several gay friends and relatives, and I myself am bisexual. I had a lot of experience with people like those you talk about during my time as a military spouse. The issue of gays in the military came up a few times, and I was astounded to hear seemingly intelligent people talk about not wanting to serve in the military with someone who was gay for fear that they would try to rape them, or that they would make unwanted advances at them. But, the unwanted advances I got at bars were perfectly acceptable, I guess. How hard is it to say, "Sorry, I'm not interested."?? Not like if you turn a gay guy down, he will hunt you down and shove things places you don't want them to be.
This was a fun take on a rather touchy subject. Thank you!!!
I decided I wasn't going to comment on my husband's hubs because I have too much going on. But I can't resist. I would like Rev. Phil to think about one thing. I am not defending my husband, or being on his side.... but I hope Rev. Phil comes back to this hub just one time to look at this rhetorical queston. When you were relying on your guys for help, I just wonder if the reason they weren't there for you was because they were gay. I find it hard to believe that there were seven gay guys in your platoon, but thats beside the ponit. Did you ever stop to think that straight guys, (I mean "men") wouldn't have been there for you either? Maybe your personality has something to do with it? You are doing exactly to gay men what was done to you by your guys by ostracizing them from society. You are just like them. I encourage you to seek professional help.
AEvans - Thanks, again. You make it hard to be a misanthrope. I cook all the time, and my wife indeed appreciates it. I will not consult helmet's recipes. I have epicurious.com, allrecipes.com, foodnetwork.com,... They're out there. I come here for unique writing. You're too sweet and good for my hubs. We like mean in here. I challenge you to be mean about something, or better yet, some ONE.
Anna Marie Bowman - Thanks for the comment. I appreciate your input and your honesty. Straight men are much scarier and harmful to society than gay men.
Abbey - Thanks, honey.
damn schwag, you had a live one and I missed it! motorcycle helmet, is that code for hard head?
Jesus F. Christ (he allows me to say that), this is the second best essay I've ever read. Goldentoad's American Bastard is the first. Wait! I think I gotta make it a tie. I laughed so hard I was in danger of becoming physically ill.
And your response to poor Rev. Phil, who apparently at a crucial moment was NOT wearing a motorcycle helmet, was textbook (literally)!
I fell deeply in love with Constant Walker. Then I fell deeply in love with Goldentoad. Now I'm deeply in love with you. Talent is my aphrodisiac.
LOL! Great hub! I heard on the radio today that Ted Haggard's wife wants him back even though Ted told her he "does not deserve her." She said they both feel he has "learned a valuable lesson and is a better man for this experience"! LOL! No doubt!
OMG.
You know, what I always find hilarious is this idea out there in fundamentalist circles that men must fight the inclination, that gay-ness shows a lack of discipline and spiritual strength---as if, you know, left to their own devices OF COURSE most men would be gay, gay, gay but God says "uh-uh, abomination, dude" so, you know, gotta put a clamp on that sh*t. (Ouch.)
I am a retired registered nurse. I remember learning in nursing school that our bodies (all of us!) have both male and female hormones. It is a delicate balance that makes us who we are. Some people have more of one hormone even though the exterior of their body might show them to be the opposite sex. What about the people born with extra mammory glands...........3 or more breasts? Did they choose that?
In my humble opinion, in most cases, people do not "choose" to be gay. Look at all the grief they get! Why would they want all that extra grief in life? Are they all masochists? I think not.
In the good reverand's arguments he said that they commit most of the pedophile crimes. That is a sickness that is unto itself. It has no bearing on a person being heterosexual or homosexual.
What a can of worms has been opened with this hub! Fun to read and I am happy to offer my comments.
AEvans offered such calm and rational remarks. Good for you, AEvans!
No soft shoe here. Motorcyclehelmets should wear one at all times! What a bigoted bloody maniac you are rev. You are yet another loony gutless god-botherer and should be kept in a helmet to protect your remaining brain cell. Top hub!
ALL - sorry about not responding sooner. I've been travelling.
goldentoad - Yeah, wish you could have made it. It was a lot of fun. This hub was missing something until that guy got here. Everything was all positive and sunny until he crashed the party with his "Christian" love and started slamming people.
MindField - Thanks for the comment and the compliment. I appreciate your affections. Please kleep them coming. I like feeling like a rock star sometimes. Please help yourself to more of my hubs. I describe each one on my profile. It is an honor to be intellectually lusted after with the likes of goldentoad and Constant Walker.
pgrundy - Exactly! A lot of people wonder why I put old Ted's picture at the top of this hub. It's because there are so many just like him on the fundamentalist right. It's like, give it up, man. If you crave penis, you're gay. It is literally that simple.
Peggy W - Thanks for the comment. I completely agree. That's an argument I always use. I tell people (mostly men) to imagine what it would be like to face your father and mother and tell them you're gay. It must be absolutely horrible. Now, to choose something like that is beyond my comprehension. And about the pedophilia crimes - I do happen to know what I'm talking about. I was a mental health clinician for years. Most child molestation is done by overtly STRAIGHT, male, family members. It's sad, but true. And if you want to get more specific, white males, but that's another show.
earnestshub - Thanks for the comment. I chose not to delete any of this guy's comments on purpose. I wanted them to remain here permanently to remind him of how well his self-righteous, super-"Christian" values have served him.
Schwag - Great hub!
I am not gay but there might be a bit of logics in gay relationships. I mean, after all...men know what men need and women know what women need and each can fulfill the other - to a certain extent. Now I am not promoting homosexuality but think about. Looking at the divorce rate among heterosexual couples obviously that match isn't working. My opinion on the gay community is this; Whatever!!!
Personally, I prefer a warm body female - but that's my preference.
motorcyclehelment - I appreciate and respect your viewpoints however, you need to lighten up man! Even God Himself allows man to choose his own destiny. If it's wrong then God, and only God is in the position to judge and bring damnation - if He so chooses. If you think something is wrong then don't do it. If others think it's right, then leave them alone.
"Judge not, lest ye be judged" (Matthew 7:1). The alternative text to this is: "Let He Who is Without Sin Cast the First Stone" (John 8:7)
I am not judging you, I just felt impelled to comment. God Bless!
That's some brilliant (and funny) stuff :) I am in amsterdam at the moment, so not too much "gay hiding" overhere.. but still, over compensation is a very real and current threat that lives in every community, especially those with less than a few thousand inhabitants. Great insightful and funny hub, keep it up! (not in a gay way :P)
Great post, Schwag. I believe in love and tolerance of ALL God's children. Keep 'em coming, my friend.
If you want tolerance give it back. Saying Chirstians put the you know what in Hello is insulting and appalling . Dont use hetero divorce as an excuse . Heteros divorce more often because they get married more often. And pedophiles can be anyone. I dont like anyuone shoving thier lifestyle down my thorat. Im not forcing mine on anyone. If you look at history more Christians have been persecuted mroe than anyone. I know what I want and not someone of the same gender.
and saying hetero men are scary is judging also. That is just plain ludicrous. i am married to a wonderful man. as the Bible says judge not lest you be judged Not all Christians are right wing fundamentalists Practice what you preach. Dont judge Christians or anyone else because they differ on issues. Furthermore, We live in america and can accept what we please.
jxb7076 - Thanks for the comment. Girls are yummy.
Essy84 - Thanks for the comment and the compliment. you're welcome at my hubs anytime.
Dink96 - Thanks. You're right. Just a little more tolerance in the world would make a big difference.
roddma - I don't know where to start. It seems you people work in shifts. Just when I get rid of one, another pops up in his place. I'm too tired to bother. Thanks for your comment.
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"It seems you people work in shifts." My belly laugh for the day! Thanks, Schwag.
Scwag
It sounds to me like you were your daddy's favorite toy.
Yeah, I have the same question as Mandy... why do so many gay men have that ... accent? I don't know what to call it. Way of talking? I never thought about that before.
I think gay jokes are extremely distasteful. I see people calling each other "faggot" for "fun" all the time, and I cringe at that. Unlike other many minorities with hate crimes against them, a gay person must "come out" because it's not always visible and if they don't feel safe doing that, they won't, and they end up hiding their whole lives.
Insightful hub :)
Great, eye catching hub Lol. I was working on one for lesbians, but im a man, so i wouldn't really be able to decipher the many forms of evidence that a female is a lesbian lol.
I think what Mandy and Lena are refering to is that lisp that is so often used when portraying someone as gay. While some do have it, a lot do not. I know several gay men who don't talk any different than any straight guy.
Issues Veritas - How dare you leave such a comment? You owe everyone here, not just Schwag and his family, an apology. That kind of ugliness has no place on HubPages and you should be deeply ashamed.
If the shoe fits then you can all wear it
If you write this kind of crap, then you have to fess up for what you are. It is not a one way to trash people just because you think that you are righteous.
this kind of hub has no business here
Miriam - Thanks for the comment. You're welcome at my hubs anytime.
MindField - You're welcome to a good laugh anytime. Thanks for scolding issues veritas. He must be the swingshift.
issues veritas - Thanks for the comment. You are the second "Christian" in here to bring up child-molestation. I can always count on you guys.
Lena M - I don't know what's up with the talking thing. Thanks for the comment.
mr williams - Please do write your lesbian piece. The world always needs another.
Anna Marie Bowman - Thank you. Very informative comment.
issues veritas - Thanks for visiting the hub. Please come back soon and leave all the comments like this you want.
Just curious... Why is it that everyone complains about my remarks so much, but they can't seem to leave them alone? I apologized, I asked for forgiveness, I told you I was wrong. I tried to set it straight but you will not let it go. Here is the difference between you and me. I made some incorrect and harsh statements, but realized it was wrong. You on the other hand have to keep using the term "Christian" with hate and distain. Also you say that Christians are ignorant by stating smart ass remarks. Someone qouted scripture about casting the first stone, maybe they should keep reading it until they realize that the scripture is meant to convict us on a personal level, not for someone to keep reminding others of thier faults. Well I will say it again, I was wrong, I was ignorant and I am sorry. Time for you all to drop it. I think someone said lighten up. Good advice, follow it. Also you made a smart ass comment that I should have had a helmet when I was shot. That is quite sickening. I risked my life for all of you, yes you to Schwag, and you repay me with your very inteligent and shameful jokes. Have you done anything for your country lately? Have you fought for all people, gay, straight, athiest or Christian? Somehow I doubt it, mostly because of the way you love to phrase things to show everyone how intelegent you are. Have you been shot lately? It is not a joke pal. I hope you never do get shot, as you are not enough of a man to deal with it, and that has nothing to do with straight or gay. Anyway, yes I am back. I am sure that excites you so you can make fun of the Christians and the men that have risked and given thier lives to protect gay rights as well as straight. Now, I already know what your response will be, but let it out man, show everyone how smart you are and how you enjoy us Christians. And have a great day!
Never fear! RichardSpeaks is here. I will set everything straight (pun intended). First, it would help everyone to leave out the Bible when talking about gay people. The Bible isn't really the best authority on the subject. Second, as has been mentioned, pedophilia is common among both gay and straight men, and some women. Deviant, yes. Rare, no. Third, gay is not chosen, gay acts are. Fourth, straight is not chosen, straight acts are. Fourth, judgment is one of those things we will do no matter how much we're told not to. It's bad, sad, but true. You are all judging in each word you write (me, too). Finally, you don't have to love anyone. You love because you choose to. You are compassionate because (even though there is a compassion gene. More on that in another hub) you choose to be. Yes. we are all driven by genetic and unconscious motivations. But it is always our choice as to how we will let them play out. So, no one here has the wisdom to decide whether or not gay is good or bad, straight is best, Christian is the only way, or that the helmet guy is an ass. I bet he even thinks he means well.
So, now that you've all had a good scolding from one who isn't wise enough to know better, on with your cajoling, teasing, knocking, saving, and passing pseudo-intellectual gas. I will sit back and read with glee.
same sex people; they knew it's wrong act to marry same sex; So, they looking for a kind of authority-government- to legalize their act, and make their feeling better; because they are sick inside themselves; and i hope they could keep it for themselves and stop the madness of same sex marriage and crying loud to force us to accept their act as natural act; but it's not. In the end we are not against any one act if it doesn't harm us.......
Very well done and well put Who knew Straight White Guys could be funny! I am impressed.....I think most straight men are afraid to be themselves and just let life run it's course. Why not let people be who they want and worry about what is going on in their own homes. I know for a fact that some gay people would love to let these so called straight guys that fear getting touched by a gay person or even looked at the wrong way to realize this your messed in the head because the women don't want you and so now you think the gay force is after you. If your ugly you ugly and their is nobody that is going to want you. Loved your hub sir!
Elena. Level 1 Commenter 3 years ago
I'll say, just as you did in your closing, if one has homosexuality on their minds all the time, it already rubbed off, or was there always to begin with! Laugh! Well done, well frigging done! Can I request one on lesbians now? Or maybe I'll do one on lesbians!!